Find Your Origin Story

When I was really young I made up a fictional character called the 'Birth-Certificate Guy' he's the dude responsible for ALL our names. He is always there, at the right place at the right time.

Take my college friend Edwin for instance. The moment he was born his parents did two things, they named him Ed and made him a baby racer. Baby racing has since been banned but back in 1994 it was very common for parents to put their babies on a racetrack and make them crawl to the finish line. So anyway little Ed was put on the racetrack and the rest was history.

Want to know how you got your name? I'll give you at least 5 stories. Use them at parties, racetracks or voting booths, they're always a hit especially with the ladies.