Async Audit / Teardown

This is the exact thinking my agency sells — minus the live call. You share your account, brand or campaign. I pull it apart and send back a recorded breakdown (or written, your pick) — what's working, what's quietly costing you, and what to fix first. Watch it whenever you want, as many times as you want.

What you'll get

1. A full teardown of your brand/account: Positioning, content, ads, funnel — the real diagnosis, not surface notes.
2. Recorded Loom or written breakdown: Your choice. Keep it, rewatch it, share it with your team.
3. What's quietly bleeding money: The "best practices" you're following that are actually working against you.
4. A prioritised fix list: What to fix first, what can wait, what to drop entirely.
5. The operator's lens: Shaped by 50+ real brands across D2C, fashion and F&B — what actually moved the needle, not theory.
6. Zero scheduling friction: No call to book, no timezone juggling. Send it, get it back.

How it works

1. You share: Brand link, ad account access, social handles, or whatever you want torn down — plus one line on what's bugging you.
2. I dig in: I go through it properly and build the breakdown.
3. You get it back in 2–3 days: A clear, recorded (or written) teardown you can act on immediately.

Good for:

• Founders who want expert eyes without the live-call commitment
• Anyone who'd rather rewatch the thinking than scramble to take notes
• Brands unsure what's wrong — you just know something's off

This is my sweet spot — the exact diagnosis my agency runs, in your inbox, no call required.