📞 Emergency Hot Girl Consultation

Welcome to the Emergency Hot Girl Consultation.

Things we can discuss:

✨ Life

✨ Careers

✨ Dating

✨ Friendships

✨ Existential crises

✨ Internet drama

✨ Your latest questionable decision

Things I cannot do:

❌ Fix your life

❌ Read minds

❌ Provide legal, medical, or financial advice

Things I can do:

✅ Listen

✅ Give honest opinions

✅ Enable you (within reason)

✅ Be your temporary internet bestie

No refunds if you ignore my advice.