A witty, sarcastic printable birthday card for friends who are aging like fine wine (and trying to ignore their cracking knees).
What the Card Says:
Front: "Another year older. Still fabulous. Mostly"
Inside: "HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Congratulations on another lap around the sun! You're not getting older, you're becoming a vintage classic. Eat the cake, ignore the candle count, and let's pretend your knees don't make that noise."
Back: "MADE WITH LOVE & QUESTIONABLE LIFE CHOICES."
What You Receive:
1x High-Resolution Printable PDF (Instant Download)
Best printed on heavy cardstock
(Note: This is a digital download file only. No physical card will be mailed.)
