Somewhere between managing celebrity social pages and getting yelled at by a founder for a caption, I accidentally became someone who's genuinely good at this. Marketing is 10% strategy decks and 90% knowing which fires to actually put out 🧯 I've run community pages with six figure reach, closed brand deals nobody thought a 19 year old could close, and sat through enough "let's make it go viral" meetings to write a thesis on delusion. If you want the version of marketing that's on Instagram carousels, this isn't that. If you want someone to actually tell you how this industry works, what's worth your time, and what's just noise, that's what I'm here for. Ask me the question you're embarrassed to ask a LinkedIn influencer.