Akshatha Dating Coach

Your "let’s see where this goes" crush?

He's been "seeing where it goes" for six months — and still hasn’t planned that chai date. 🙃

That swipe you’re debating?

If his only bio line is "Sapiosexual, Gym Rat, Traveller ✈️" — you already know the vibe, yaar.

Spill the tea.

Send the screenshots.

I'll serve the brutal truth — Indian mom honesty levels — but delivered pyaar se. 😘

Here’s what you’ll get:

✨ A reality check — swipe left, unmatched, or flirt like a pro?

✨ Situationship audit — shaadi invites or just lifetime "good morning ☀️" texts?

✨ Mini action plan — Swipe, call it out, flirt back, or ghost faster than your last situationship.

🛠 What’s Included in the Rishta Analysis: ✅ 1x Swipe SOS — confused between left swipe or "one chance de do"?

✅ OR 1x Situationship SOS — send the drama, I'll decode the energy.

✅ 1 clear action plan — no astrology, just actual strategy.

✅ Delivered via DM — fast, funny, and brutally honest (but pyaar se 💖).

❌ What’s Not Included (aka Yeh Nahi Hoga): 🚫 No "Can you also check 8 other matches?" — one case at a time, meri jaan.

🚫 No sugarcoating — if it’s not giving marriage material OR main character energy, you'll know. 🥲

🚫 No daily therapy sessions — this is a one-time savage DM drop, not your cousin's shaadi group chat.

🚫 No dragging it out — we make decisions here, not 3-month "talking stages."