I do three things. 1) Manage ₹100 crore so people stop quietly donating their savings to inflation. (Real Value: three decades old, I just made it louder.) 2) Fix the ₹92,000 crore of food India throws away every year. (Nosh.) 3) Turn world chaos into market signals. Before all this I was a data scientist in San Francisco. Good salary, great weather, slowly dying inside. So I left a $150k job, moved back to a town most people can't find on a map, and built three companies from there. I read markets like I used to read data, coldly, no hype, no vibes. Then teach it here in plain language, mostly by roasting the financial advice your uncle gave you. I also play guitar badly, ride too fast, and have strong opinions about Warren Buffett that I'll defend at parties I wasn't invited to.