Blame It on Your Stars

Ever wondered why things go wrong just when they were going right? Why your boss hates you, your crush ghosted you, or why your life feels like a cosmic sitcom? Maybe it’s not you—maybe it’s your stars!

In this 1:1 session, we’ll dive into your astrological chart and decode the celestial chaos. Whether it's love, career, or a mid-life crisis at 25, I’ll help you understand how your planetary placements might be pulling the strings. With a mix of real insights, a dash of humor, and zero judgment, we’ll explore what’s written in the stars—and how to work with it.

Because sometimes, the best way to heal is to laugh… and blame it on your stars.